Green Eggs and Ham Mormon Style

I am Norman. I'm a Mormon. Will you read the Book of Mormon?

I will not read the Book of Mormon. I do not like it Mormon Norman!

Would you read it in a box? Would you read it with a fox?

I would not, could not in a box. I would not could not with a fox!

A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you read it on a train?

I would not, could not on a train. Not in a train, not under a tree, I do not like it can't you see?

If you'll try it I think you may, try it and you may I say! (And don't forget to pray!)

Norman, if you'll let me be, I will read it, you will see.

When you do, you'll know it's true. The Spirit will make it known to you!


Say! I do so like the Book of Mormon. Thank you, Thank you Mormon Norman! And I would read it in a boat, and I would read it with a goat! And I would read it here or there. In fact, I would read it anywhere. My eyes have now been opened wide by truths that I have found inside!

And so you see you must not judge, or follow blindly or hold a grudge, until you've found out for yourself with book in hand, not on the shelf!